Mom-life Juggler Pillows

'Bringing in the children helped convince Tom that I should be given the chance to work from home sometimes...'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Work/Life Balance

Working hours.

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Laptop Dancing.

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

The Buck Never Stops.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

Email Notifications

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

"Don't tell me you're not hungover, it's nine a.m. and you just clocked out."

"We've doubled our staff in the last six months." (Smith and Smith - baby in playpen behind desk).

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'

They're behind me aren't they?

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

"What's this about having time off to spawn?"

Break Glass in Case of Stress