Mom-life Juggler T-Shirts

'Bringing in the children helped convince Tom that I should be given the chance to work from home sometimes...'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Work/Life Balance

Working hours.

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Laptop Dancing.

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

The Buck Never Stops.

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

Email Notifications

"Don't tell me you're not hungover, it's nine a.m. and you just clocked out."

"We've doubled our staff in the last six months." (Smith and Smith - baby in playpen behind desk).

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

They're behind me aren't they?

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."