Parenthood Jugglers Pillows

"Good news, hon. They defunded Planned Parenthood."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

Baby pram as a tank

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

'How many fingers do you see?'

"The main skill you need in parenting, is the ability to surreptitiously eat chocolate."

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

Woman Window Shops For A Baby Book

Decorating with Children

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

Family Home.

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."

The relay race

The mating call of the Yellow-Throated Warbler,

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Oops.

"Your baby is fine, but we're keeping her overnight as a precaution. Here's a loaner."

Insomnia.

'Goodnight honey... did you remember to unplug the baby?'

"Life’s become pretty easy lately. Perhaps it’s time we shake things up by adding a dependent."