Parent-child Relationship Analysts Pillows

I'm going upstairs! Me too. I hate mom's book group. Talk about annoying chat rooms!

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

First Steps

Boy on father's knee

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

A boy and his spin patrol.

Young Godzilla.

"Damn it, agree to whatever she demands. No matter what it takes, I want my mommy."

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

'I'm not so sure I'm a problem child. Maybe you're a problem parent.'

"I'll have a Maker's Mark, and she'll have a shot at being the mother she never was."

"I’ve changed my mind. I no longer want to conquer the world. I just want to conquer those two..."

'All those years of teaching me to walk and talk. . . now all they want is for me to sit down and shut up!'

"Stickers, fairy tattoos, a coloring book ... but no, Mom, I'm not seeing any stretch-mark cream in the goody bag."

'Don't try so hard . . . I want a dad, not a homey!. . .'

Swings Doctor

'My dad was a workaholic...' 'Mine was a drunken stumbblebum.'

"Philip has questioned my stewardship."

"My teacher noticed you weren't at parent teacher night. She wanted to ask you why I never take an interest in anything."

'I've got to have a talk with my mother. She thinks the stork brought me.'

Baby boomerang.

"Jimmy has helicoptor parents."

"Why are they always pushing quality on us?"

Motherhood and Apple Pie.

'I see by your resume that you are my son. If this checks out, the job is yours.'

Those aren't voices in your head. Those are your parents.

'Why can't my mother be more like my grandmother?'

"I only get them to please my dad."

"They shouldn't show all this sex on TV. Kids will learn from it. "

'I'm not sure that this degree of competition is entirely healthy.'

'Son, I want you to be successful and able to survive in this tough world. That's why I'm feeding you with raw meat.'

'I'm really proud of you son. Even though you haven't done anything.'

"I have to be getting back - I'm the glue that holds my parents' marriage together."