Parent-child Relationship Observer Pillows

'I'm really proud of you son. Even though you haven't done anything.'

'For your sins you shall spend all of eternity burning in this pit of molten lava,,, with your mother'

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

Origins Of Evolution

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'Simple case of gravity, mom.'

I think it's time he left home.'

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

Look,that is not your Daddy

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Just wait until my autobiographical one-woman show."

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer."

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

'My principal wants to see you about my principles.'

Teacher to king and queen: "He keeps invading other children's space."

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

"And what can I do for you, Sir?"

"I’ve changed my mind. I no longer want to conquer the world. I just want to conquer those two..."

"Son, this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you."

"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed."

"Now mommy, I know there has been some bad blood between us."

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

'oh...You're home, just when my spirits were rising.'

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."