Parent-child Debater Pillows

'Well, what I'm saying is just what you're saying only with different sound bites'!'

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

"So which bit do you think was 'nature' and which 'nurture'?"

'Your honor, my client feels you should recuse yourself as he is a cat person.'

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

"The nomenclature of 'political correctness' is devisive and opens the profession to ridicule!"

Marry one wife, get another one free - 'It's our new incentive for marriage.'

If it weren't for successful H.S. dropouts, who'd hire the college graduate.

Education Act of 1870 - Quarrelling

"I love the way you make me rethink my commitment to family values."

"Daddy, which group of economists did you support during the recession?"

"Maybe you should phone your Mother, and ask her if you can watch it."

You Must Be This Tall - To Have An Opinion

"Mommy and Daddy are arguing again."

"I have a healthy skepticism of what's reported to me as 'fact'."

It's time again for my 'State-of-the-family' address.

'My teacher says I'm an underachiever, but I think she's an overexpecter.'

'Mom, did I come preassembled or did you and dad have to put me together?'

'Why do you ask me questions if you don't want to hear the answers?'

"Michael, you can’t be a ‘stay-at-home dad’ if we don’t have children!"

'And that's it in a nutshell son... any questions?'

"Must you tell us what our daily share of the national debt is every time we sit down to dinner?"

"Your bible says disobedient children should be stoned to death. Won't you agree that capital punishment is an improper parenting technique?"

'My parents had the decency to die at the right age!'

"The willful suspension of logic and reason...that's the problem with the world today!"

"So, it's back to school! I remember when I was your age."

'It's her ecological footprint.'

"Spare me the commentary."

"I have 100 signatures for my online petition 'East Dessert First.'"