Family Discussion Debater Pillows

"Daddy, which group of economists did you support during the recession?"

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

"So which bit do you think was 'nature' and which 'nurture'?"

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

"The nomenclature of 'political correctness' is devisive and opens the profession to ridicule!"

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

'I'm running away from home.'

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

"I love the way you make me rethink my commitment to family values."

World Economic Forum in Davos 2020

Marry one wife, get another one free - 'It's our new incentive for marriage.'

You Must Be This Tall - To Have An Opinion

It's time again for my 'State-of-the-family' address.

'As an atheist, are you not even a little worried about suffering God's wrath?'

"The willful suspension of logic and reason...that's the problem with the world today!"

"Must you tell us what our daily share of the national debt is every time we sit down to dinner?"

'My parents had the decency to die at the right age!'

"I don't care if he is one of the few dissenting voices around. Make him stop whispering in my ear!"

"Your bible says disobedient children should be stoned to death. Won't you agree that capital punishment is an improper parenting technique?"