Parent-child Talk Pillows

'And that's it in a nutshell son... any questions?'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Boy on father's knee

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

Young Godzilla.

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

"Lately, I've begun to understand - and forgive - my parents."

'It's all right with me if you go out, but you'll have to file a flight plan with your father.'

A woman carrying a child carrying a teddy bear

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"Stickers, fairy tattoos, a coloring book ... but no, Mom, I'm not seeing any stretch-mark cream in the goody bag."

Teaching kids to count is fine - teaching kids what counts is best.

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

"My mom still makes all my clothes by hand."

"What's it to be Dad? Two quid or Handels water music in G flat?"

'Pick up your feet when you walk.'

'I've got to have a talk with my mother. She thinks the stork brought me.'

"You call that a made bed?"

"There's a lesson here, son. Being rich doesn't stop it from raining,"

"Mommy and Daddy are arguing again."

"I have a healthy skepticism of what's reported to me as 'fact'."

'What kinda nuts are we, Dad, rightwing or left?'

"Your sobrino sure sounds happy...all because he kissed a girl?"

"I don't see why I have to learn this stuff! It's knowledge I'll never need! As long as you're here to translate for me."

Naive.

'Young man, face it. There's not going to be a regime change around here!'

'Why do you ask me questions if you don't want to hear the answers?'

'I see by your resume that you are my son. If this checks out, the job is yours.'

"Baldo, a young man like you might have a lot of questions...about feelings, emotions...not knowing what is right and wrong. Remember, mi'jo...I'm here if you need me."