Parental Interaction Pillows

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

First love.

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Boy on father's knee

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

Young Godzilla.

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"

'It would never work, Barry...imagine taking me home to meet your mother!'

"So you're the artist dating my daughter? I've seen your work...you MUST be starving."

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

'Why do I have the felling that your parents don't trust me?'

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'

"He's everything I want in a man."

Look Who's Coming to Dinner