Pardon Traditions Gifts

Turkey pardoned by Trump still faces state charges.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"I love these old decorations!"

Pearly King and Queen

Out of kilter.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

All-Candy Seder.

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Midwest Winter Items.

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Folk Wedding

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Baptism Then and Now