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"In heaven we're all Border Collies."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Guess what? I'm taking an eternity leave."

Cat Heaven

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

'Is that an updraft or are you just happy to see me?'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'Well, Mr. Hefner. Here we are. Hope you're not disappointed.'

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"

"Which way to Hog Heaven?"

"There's always one!"

Golfing Bishop.

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"The bagels are better in New York."

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

Arabian island

Doggie Heaven

Self Service Island

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

'...Well if this is heaven, why aren't you using a Mac?'

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'Missin' rib, snake, guilt, eviction. . . and not a Stress Counsellor in sight!'