Parachute Popper Gifts

"I don't care if it will give you a wedgie. Pop the chute!"

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Very Difficult Conversations

Broomstick crash.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Parachuting bishop.

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Cupid and parachutists.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

'I have a connection to make.'

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

What's your exit strategy?

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

'Well? How was the flight?'

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

Sheep sky diving using wool as chute.

"I didn't care for the movie either."

Bad luck

'Come on! You only live once!'

The Football Parachute

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

Swinging through the jungle.

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."