Parachute Popper Gifts

"I don't care if it will give you a wedgie. Pop the chute!"

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Very Difficult Conversations

Broomstick crash.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Parachuting bishop.

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Cupid and parachutists.

Now hiring.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'I have a connection to make.'

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

What's your exit strategy?

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.

'Come on! You only live once!'

"I didn't care for the movie either."

'Well? How was the flight?'

The Football Parachute

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

Bad luck

Sheep sky diving using wool as chute.

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

Swinging through the jungle.