Paper Wad Warrior Gifts

Little did Fred know that he was igniting a corporate paper wad fight that would eventually cost the company 629 million in lost production time and force the closure of 21 branch offices.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Can do...No can do

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Time for More Paperwork

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Late/Too Late.

In and Out Tray

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

Barack Obama's To Do list.

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"