Paper Wad Warrior Gifts

Little did Fred know that he was igniting a corporate paper wad fight that would eventually cost the company 629 million in lost production time and force the closure of 21 branch offices.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Can do...No can do

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Time for More Paperwork

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

In and Out Tray

Late/Too Late.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

Barack Obama's To Do list.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.