Paper Rustler Gifts

'Gesundheit.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Storm in the out tray

New Guy.

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Organization is not rocket science!

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

Shake it all about sign on desk

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

In, out, shake it all about.

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

IRS Audits. That's your fourth "honest" mistake in a row!

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

InIn by-products.

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

Whack, Out of Whack.

In/Out Tray.

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

Runner going through hurdles.

'Once again, I fold.'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

'Bring me an in basket and an out basket and some paperwork to shuffle between them.'

Pelican and Origami

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir