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'Gesundheit.'

Storm in the out tray

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

New Guy.

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Organization is not rocket science!

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

Shake it all about sign on desk

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

In, out, shake it all about.

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

InIn by-products.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

Whack, Out of Whack.

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

In/Out Tray.

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

Runner going through hurdles.

'Once again, I fold.'

'Bring me an in basket and an out basket and some paperwork to shuffle between them.'

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

Pelican and Origami

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'