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"How's the short biographical statement coming?"

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Storm in the out tray

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

In, out, shake it all about.

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

The Affordable Shredder

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Tree Funeral

Bureaucracy gone mad!

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

Bureau of the Damned

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

Work avalanche

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

'Bring me an in basket and an out basket and some paperwork to shuffle between them.'

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'