Paper Snipper T-Shirts

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Storm in the out tray

Cut Price

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Organization is not rocket science!

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

InIn by-products.

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

In and Out Box

"We need a better piling system."

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

In/Out.

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'Who ordered 10,000 copies of how to conserve paper?'

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

"Do you have a dollar menu?"

Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic.

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

"Next year we are committed to having a paperless office, and this is how we are going to do it."

"It appears that Jim is organizing his desk again."