Paper Snipper T-Shirts

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Storm in the out tray

Cut Price

Organization is not rocket science!

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

IRS Audits. That's your fourth "honest" mistake in a row!

InIn by-products.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

In and Out Box

"We need a better piling system."

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

In/Out.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'Who ordered 10,000 copies of how to conserve paper?'

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

"Do you have a dollar menu?"

I'm not sure if I'm holding down a job or the other way around.

"It appears that Jim is organizing his desk again."

"Next year we are committed to having a paperless office, and this is how we are going to do it."

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