Cattle Rustler Gifts

"Suddenly, this whole cowboy thing seems like some kind of sad, empty charade."

New Guy.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Cow Show Tunes

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Runner going through hurdles.

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

World of Cow.

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Your Country Needs MOO!

Ranch Dressing

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

Jesus Seals the Hick...

"Sounds like a lot of 'EIEIO' to me!"

'Now, son - let's review. This is a cow! That was a bull!'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

"Trust me, Cattle futures are the last place you want to invest"

Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?

Cow Pop Art,

Super Cow

'It's bad news I'm afraid,we're asprins'

"First we get a bunch of cows."

"I'm coming - I just need some 'me' time."

'Old Doc gets tired after a hundred head or so, and we try to help him out.'

'It was just a matter of time, old cowpuncher, 'til one of them punched back.'