Rustler Wannabe Gifts

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Runner going through hurdles.

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

How many ways can a coach say 'get the ball and score some points'.

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

"Grandpa, have you ever run with the bulls on wall street?"

'Portfolio evaluation; $2.50'

Speed Checked by Radar.

"Suddenly, this whole cowboy thing seems like some kind of sad, empty charade."

"I told you to stop doing this if you're going to approach each table saying 'little help here'."

"First rule of bike club: no racing ahead."

"I don't care how much he won, I don't want him playing online poker!"

'Gesundheit.'

"Real men don't shave, but, if you have to, don't be dainty about it."

"I am going to prune the climbing rose."

Cowboy.

"Whodunit?"

'You were exceeding the speed limit, but congratulations on getting this heap up to 75 MPH.'

'Am I losing my way?'

Unfortunately Herbet didn't pass the acceptance test at the school for Heavy Metal Musicians.

Cattle Rustlers - Closed for Stocktaking.

"Relax. I'm checking for a wire."

It's fun and gets Goopta home quickly --- Now that's a state of enlightenment!

'The Police will never catch that terrorist. He just ran the 100 meters in 9.57 seconds!'