Ranch Rustler Gifts

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

New Guy.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

Runner going through hurdles.

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

The Pooperrazzi

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

That's it...It's official. It's now an art installation!

'So I guess it's New Year!'

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

Mother Cowmas

'He didn't buy us as pets, he bought us as pet-food: He has a snake!'

Hillbilly.

"Suddenly, this whole cowboy thing seems like some kind of sad, empty charade."

'Fire straw one!'

"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."

Horse has bumper sticker which reads: 'HONK if you want a kick in the windscreen.'

My mum was telling me they have some wild Christmas parties round here!

"I am going to prune the climbing rose."

'Gesundheit.'

A Hunting Party.

Country Cat/City Car

Stay with your present market investments. Your stock will start to pick up any time now.

"They say if you're around animals long enough you start acting like them. Carl raises mules."