Ranch Rustler Pillows

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

New Guy.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

Runner going through hurdles.

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

The Pooperrazzi

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

'So I guess it's New Year!'

Jesus Seals the Hick...

That's it...It's official. It's now an art installation!

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

'He didn't buy us as pets, he bought us as pet-food: He has a snake!'

Mother Cowmas

Hillbilly.

'Fire straw one!'

"Suddenly, this whole cowboy thing seems like some kind of sad, empty charade."

"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."

My mum was telling me they have some wild Christmas parties round here!

Horse has bumper sticker which reads: 'HONK if you want a kick in the windscreen.'

'Take a right at the second hog wallow and a right at the Starbucks and you can't miss it.'

Country Cat/City Car

A Hunting Party.

'Gesundheit.'

"I am going to prune the climbing rose."

Stay with your present market investments. Your stock will start to pick up any time now.