Papal Election Gifts

'...Keep cool!'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"Away with the warmonger!"

Political convention

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

An informed voter is a good voter

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Elections

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

"Beware of Don"

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

Nobody Upstages Trump!

Power in our Democracy: The Vote

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

US election postal vote controversy

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

Trump Mask

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

Honest Voting Stickers

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."