Papal Election Pillows

'...Keep cool!'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"Away with the warmonger!"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Political convention

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

An informed voter is a good voter

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Elections

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

"Beware of Don"

Power in our Democracy: The Vote

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

US election postal vote controversy

Nobody Upstages Trump!

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'

Election 2020

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'