Papal Potentials Pillows

'Well, they turned down my application to be the next pope!'

"When did she start crawling?"

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

Rap music

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

Conclave.

Pope Francis

Angry priest clutching car keys storms into church, saying: 'It's about time the Holy Father made inconsiderate parking a sin.'

Pope Francis

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

'Well, nurse, it was a bit daft putting me next to this mirror!'

At home with the Pope.

'Daddy says 'meow'.'

"Daddy, why do you always insist on wearing your karate suit when you meet any of my new boyfriends?!"

House with Children - There's my toothbrush!

'I'm thinking of starting a religion. What would be a reasonable initial investment?'

Conclave and God.

Father's Day

Papal elections.

'The Pope christmas message' "Grazie per la cravatta"

The Pope is back from the hospital!

"Oh, but it's not okay for me to practices being a parent?"

Pope Tour

Pope Francis

'...Keep cool!'

'No, my daddy didn't blow up the pigs' houses: He literally blew them down...'

Dear Dad.

Pope Benedict XVI resigns.

Papal Bull.

The Pope cooking some popadoms for Popes

'You let him win again?'