Papal Potentials Gifts

'Well, they turned down my application to be the next pope!'

"When did she start crawling?"

Rap music

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

Conclave.

Pope Francis

Pope Francis

Angry priest clutching car keys storms into church, saying: 'It's about time the Holy Father made inconsiderate parking a sin.'

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

'Well, nurse, it was a bit daft putting me next to this mirror!'

At home with the Pope.

"Daddy, why do you always insist on wearing your karate suit when you meet any of my new boyfriends?!"

'Daddy says 'meow'.'

House with Children - There's my toothbrush!

'I'm thinking of starting a religion. What would be a reasonable initial investment?'

Conclave and God.

Father's Day

'The Pope christmas message' "Grazie per la cravatta"

The Pope is back from the hospital!

Pope Benedict XVI resigns.

Pope Tour

Pope Francis

Law of Dad: Views Narrow As Waist Expands

Man sits as a desk with a 'DAD' placard.

"Oh, but it's not okay for me to practices being a parent?"

'No, my daddy didn't blow up the pigs' houses: He literally blew them down...'

'...Keep cool!'

Dear Dad.

Papal elections.

Papal Bull.

The Pope cooking some popadoms for Popes