Choosing A New Pope Gifts

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

The ten ammendments

Engineer on the move.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

Conclave.

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

The First Asshole

"He's the pastor's press secretary."

Pope Francis

'Now that they've got a new Pope, there aren't any openings for old guys.'

Pope Francis

Angry priest clutching car keys storms into church, saying: 'It's about time the Holy Father made inconsiderate parking a sin.'

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

"It's an extremely hazardous occupation - nearly every pope for the last 600 years has died on the job."

Life drawing class.

Faithbook

"I hate these walkabouts. Did you remember to get me some corn plasters?"

'I'd chalk it up to just another crazy backyard hobby...'

I'm not pontificiating, am I?

The Pope

"Of course you're not a failure - lots of people don't know how to tweet."

"Why Americans don't vote"

'Free will? -- I think they need more structure than that.'

"I don't like to complain, but he should've created some jobs, too."

"Yeah...I don't think this country's ready to elect a single woman as its president."

"Oh, crap. Hat hair again."

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

"Social media is becoming more and more complicated. How am I supposed to slip a political hate comment in a discussion about baking recipes??"

Conclave and God.