Papal Podcaster Gifts

'Don't you have anything more recent? I've already what you just confessed on your blog.'

Dialogue

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Multi-Tasking

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

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Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Privacy

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

Which Hogwarts house are you?

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

The Pope

"Christmas pudcast"

Conclave.

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"I feel like everybody's podcasting and nobody's podlistening."

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"I suspected barstool founder David Portnoy was racist."

"Today we're going to talk about brainless reality TV."

Pope Francis

'Transistional Pope. Is that nice way of saying they hope he doesn't live too long?'

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Our guest is Dr. Paul Veblin, renowned marriage counselor and resident of nearby Southport, where he lives with his 6th wife."

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

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