Papa-razzi Photographer Pillows

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"When did she start crawling?"

"That's mine!"

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

The EP-21 spy plane.

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

Man building a tree house

"Okay, you have my attention."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

Father bird smoking a cigar on a line graph.

The Pooperrazzi

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

New dad.

Welcome to celebrity hell.

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

"Sure, if this was New York, I'd be your editor and you'd be the author - but this is L.A., so I'm your agent and you're the whatever."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

Stepped in Dog Poo.

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

"She has your soul patch."

Best Dad Ever

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

Press Pass

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill? I'd like to publish a case report on this one?"

"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."

Best Dad Ever

Photographers Then and Now.

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

World's Best Dad