Papa-razzi Photographer Gifts

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"When did she start crawling?"

"That's mine!"

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

The EP-21 spy plane.

Man building a tree house

"Okay, you have my attention."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

Father bird smoking a cigar on a line graph.

The Pooperrazzi

New dad.

Welcome to celebrity hell.

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Sure, if this was New York, I'd be your editor and you'd be the author - but this is L.A., so I'm your agent and you're the whatever."

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Stepped in Dog Poo.

Best Dad Ever

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

"She has your soul patch."

World's Best Dad

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."

Best Dad Ever

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill? I'd like to publish a case report on this one?"

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

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Photographers Then and Now.