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Ian Hislop.

Rob Brydon.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Succession 2

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

Day two of our series: America's sleeping pill addiction. My guest, pillhead Rudy Park. I'm not a pillhead. Come clean. Admit the obvious truth. What truth? Rush Limbaugh made you do it! A political pundit never misses an opportunity. You got hooked only after O'Reilly harassed you.

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Super delegates. A candidate could win the most votes in the primaries but lose anyway of the superdelegates want someone else! Can you believe that? Oh stop yer sniveling. In my day, the parties chose candidates in smoke-filled backrooms without even pretending the people get a vote. At least this charade gets you out of the house. Gets the blood pumping. I guess.

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

Clive Anderson

Trappist talk show.

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

"I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I neglected to talk over you."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Trekfan" in Dallas, you're on. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! House of Java Cybercafe. I've been trying to get my wife to watch sci-fi with me. But she's so closed-minded about it. Everything that I find so profound and beautiful about it, she finds silly. Stop trying to change your wife into a Xerox copy of yourself! Right now your relationship is based on the kind of incompatibility that leads to resentment, recrimination and bickering. Enjoy that. You'd make a great Kl

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

Franz Kafka does stand-up...

Rush Limbaugh

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

'Of course cutting back on this level of bureaucracy will require a lot of work...'

'I wish someone would finally make that Oprah Winfrey shush! I would but I can't find the remote.'

the Morning Joe team.