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Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Applause

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Clive Anderson

3D Theatre

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

'Of course cutting back on this level of bureaucracy will require a lot of work...'

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

Alan Davies.

Rob Brydon.

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

Tommy Cooper

Ostrich TV.

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'If we lose the malpractice lawsuit, we can always sell it to the Bloopers Channel.'

'I'm no Einstein, but I play one on TV!'

"This i why I always dress in bright colors."

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

Marvo the Bird Impersonator

Ronni Ancona.

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."

Kylie Minogue.

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.

Ian Hislop.

Books And Their Authors: "Hollywood's view of shoes..."