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Vice On Ice.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Daughters on the beach

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Modern Major General

Silly wig.

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Applause

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Jester Surgeon

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Ghostship

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Circus

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Meryl Streep

Bette Midler

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

Little ship of horrors

Countess

Tristan and Isolde

Clive Anderson

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'...and on Bass...'

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Madonna's London stage debut.

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"