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Vice On Ice.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Daughters on the beach

Modern Major General

Applause

Silly wig.

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Jester Surgeon

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Circus

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Ghostship

Countess

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

Little ship of horrors

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Tristan and Isolde

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'...and on Bass...'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

'...all I have to do is pee on cue.'