Pandemic Relaxer Gifts

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Fittd shēt

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Meat Grinder

Tossing computer into canyon.

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

"I reap and I reap and it's like he doesn't even notice."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

'Why so tense? First appraisal meeting?'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

Turmoil change.

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

'Little has changed since you called saying you had to work overtime. Except John Wayne died. Oh, and there's a new thing called the 'Internet'.'

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

"No, the employees don't fear you, sir. What gives you that impression?"

'Hard day at work, dear?'