Pamphlet Pondering T-Shirts

I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?

Crowded Ice Fishing

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

"Mom, are you going to properly vet the baby before you bring her home from the hospital?"

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

Visit a Place in your Past...

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

"What advantage do I have? What do I do better than others? What do people see as strengths?"

"Does my brain look big in this?"

"Look, I'm happy to drop my attachment to ego, but please, don't expect me to give up coffee!"

The thinker.

"Getting a star named after me makes you feel kind of insignificant doesn't it?"

'Well, doc, I just can't escape this feeling that everyone's in a happy vrelationship, except me. Doc?'

"If you really want to experience eternity...try waitin for global agreement on emissions reductions."

' Isn't it great the way the eyes follow you around the room?'

'What's it all about?'

'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

Hmmm...I wonder what "The Thinker" is thinking? Hmmm...I wonder if the "The Dancer" has more fun?

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'