Proposal Pondering T-Shirts

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

Bumper Limos

"Nothing can be done about crime unless you deal with the root causes in the environment."

"The word you're searching for is 'wife.' "

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

A cool proposal

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

"Actually we were hoping for something a little more sensible..."

"Some call it jury tampering. I call it destiny."

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

"Tim, I'm having a problem with your marriage proposal."

The Parliamentary Python

Solicitor tells divorcing couple: 'You must see that 'I'll have the bricks and she can have the mortar' is not very helpful,'

"Your boyfriend can't even come to the door? Jeez..."

Architect chained to his drawing of parliament

'Try not to remove any of my untapped potential.'

'It just wouldn't work out Derek. I'm from a red state and you're from a blue state.'

'Are you sure you don't want to marry me just because I'm a woman?'

'When we say 'it's not rocket science' we mean it's something far more complicated.'

'Life's a swamp and then you croak.'

"I only got into politics to make money after I left."

'Please don't remove any of my untapped potential.'

Brexit: May and Boris

"I need time to consider it, yes!"

"...And please think carefully before answering because there is now way I could ever afford a divorce."

'While you're wearing that smug ‘we don't have kids' look, who's paying into social security?'

I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?