Proposal Pondering Prints

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

Bumper Limos

"Nothing can be done about crime unless you deal with the root causes in the environment."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"The word you're searching for is 'wife.' "

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

A cool proposal

"Some call it jury tampering. I call it destiny."

"Actually we were hoping for something a little more sensible..."

Architect chained to his drawing of parliament

The Parliamentary Python

Solicitor tells divorcing couple: 'You must see that 'I'll have the bricks and she can have the mortar' is not very helpful,'

"Your boyfriend can't even come to the door? Jeez..."

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

"Tim, I'm having a problem with your marriage proposal."

'Try not to remove any of my untapped potential.'

'It just wouldn't work out Derek. I'm from a red state and you're from a blue state.'

'Are you sure you don't want to marry me just because I'm a woman?'

'When we say 'it's not rocket science' we mean it's something far more complicated.'

'Life's a swamp and then you croak.'

"I only got into politics to make money after I left."

'Please don't remove any of my untapped potential.'

"I need time to consider it, yes!"

Brexit: May and Boris

'While you're wearing that smug ‘we don't have kids' look, who's paying into social security?'

"...And please think carefully before answering because there is now way I could ever afford a divorce."

Eden. Oh, come on, I think the apple rule is really more of a guideline.