Pamphlet Pondering Gifts

I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?

Crowded Ice Fishing

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

"Mom, are you going to properly vet the baby before you bring her home from the hospital?"

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

"What advantage do I have? What do I do better than others? What do people see as strengths?"

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

"Does my brain look big in this?"

Visit a Place in your Past...

The thinker.

'Well, doc, I just can't escape this feeling that everyone's in a happy vrelationship, except me. Doc?'

"If you really want to experience eternity...try waitin for global agreement on emissions reductions."

"Getting a star named after me makes you feel kind of insignificant doesn't it?"

'What's it all about?'

'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

'Are you the dove of peace?' 'Yes. What the hell d'you want?'