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"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Crowded Ice Fishing

Framed Lady

Diego Velasquez

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Nice haircut."

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Lost and Profound.

Me when by BDD shows up

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Rodins rotten juggler

"now let's try one without the tusks."

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

"But is it..?"

"The notion that *CRUNCH* architectural *CRUNCH CRUNCH* forms can *CRUNCH* express anything may *CRUNCH* seem difficult *CRUNCH* to *CRUNCH CRUNCH* grasp at *CRUNCH* all,"