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'I may not know art, but I know what I hate.'

High tech idolatry arrives in the Maldives, 1922.

The Lost Contact Lenses of the Gods

"now let's try one without the tusks."

"The notion that *CRUNCH* architectural *CRUNCH CRUNCH* forms can *CRUNCH* express anything may *CRUNCH* seem difficult *CRUNCH* to *CRUNCH CRUNCH* grasp at *CRUNCH* all,"

Rodins rotten juggler

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

High School Schedule

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

Frog Baby Names

Writer

Lost and Profound.

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

James Russell Lowell