Artful Ponderer T-Shirts

'I may not know art, but I know what I hate.'

High tech idolatry arrives in the Maldives, 1922.

The Lost Contact Lenses of the Gods

"now let's try one without the tusks."

"The notion that *CRUNCH* architectural *CRUNCH CRUNCH* forms can *CRUNCH* express anything may *CRUNCH* seem difficult *CRUNCH* to *CRUNCH CRUNCH* grasp at *CRUNCH* all,"

Rodins rotten juggler

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Jean-Paul Sartre

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

High School Schedule

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'Mind if I join you?'

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Frog Baby Names

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

Writer

RBG, RGB, CMYK

Lost and Profound.

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"