Artistic Ponderers T-Shirts

"I can't imagine bringing a child into the current art world."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Ten Commandments

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

"Great, now we're lost."

Writer

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

RBG, RGB, CMYK

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

Rodins rotten juggler

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Willson, Carswell & Griggs - The Balanchine Version

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

"now let's try one without the tusks."

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

Off to a bad start.

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."