Artistic Ponderers T-Shirts

"I can't imagine bringing a child into the current art world."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Ten Commandments

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Writer

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

"Great, now we're lost."

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

Willson, Carswell & Griggs - The Balanchine Version

Rodins rotten juggler

"now let's try one without the tusks."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."