Pamphlet Collector Gifts

"Good morning. I'm Craig Nisbet, and I'm trying to meet women."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

I love Museum Shops

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

Wish you were steer!

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Before social media there was sticky notes.

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Postcards from Heaven...

'Try his land line.'

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

Horace Greeley's Storm Battered Coat and Hat

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

Hieroglyph stamps.

'You know how you can never be bothered to read Tim and Sue's postcards?'

"I'm not buying it."

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

" - then write 'having a lovely time, wish you were here'..."

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

Bell invents the telephone.

'Our flight will be delayed a little long, but in the mean time the flight attendants will be offering post cards to send to your friends and family members.'