Pamphlet Collector Pillows

"Good morning. I'm Craig Nisbet, and I'm trying to meet women."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

I love Museum Shops

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Before social media there was sticky notes.

Wish you were steer!

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

'Then it's agreed -- we'll prepare a pamphlet showing how the public could save money with our company and then get it on Ophrah's book list ... '

Postcards from Heaven...

'Try his land line.'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

Horace Greeley's Storm Battered Coat and Hat

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

'I'm sure you'll find having a crossword will help your marriage.'

'It's a project to develop a stamp mucilage that tastes like beef stew.. it's funded by Andy Rooney.'

Hieroglyph stamps.

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

ZZZZ. You think Ernie has a good head for business? It makes a good paperweight.

Where did you go on your vacation, Al? My personal demons and I chartered a bus and went on a road trip � Didn't you my "greetings from hell" postcard?

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

" - then write 'having a lovely time, wish you were here'..."

Here's the college for me! It's totally green. Let's see. I though you wanted warm weather. Look at the brochure. There's no snow in any of the pictures. The school is in Minnesota. Wow! Early signs of global warming. Who knew it hit college brochures first?

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood. Greetings.

"I'm not buying it."

'You know how you can never be bothered to read Tim and Sue's postcards?'

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

Bell invents the telephone.