Pamphlet Enthusiast Pillows

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

'Grrrr....'

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"Yes I know...she just needs a passport!"

Breakfast Printing Press

"For goodness sake brother. Haven't you finished that note to the milkman yet?"

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Postman in the Snow

Envelopes.

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

'Am I the only one who still enjoys the glide of a perfectly sharpened #2 on a fresh yellow legal pad?'

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Monks form copier service.

Newspapers discussing how they are made from recycled paper.

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"

Postman delivering post