Pamphlet Powerhouse Pillows

'An E-pamphlet? Seriously?'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Morning, all!"

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

In - Out - Pending.

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

Corporate Whore.

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

'Then it's agreed -- we'll prepare a pamphlet showing how the public could save money with our company and then get it on Ophrah's book list ... '

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

'Get me a hundred milligrams of Oxycontin... And pick up something for this guy while you're at it.'

National Hyperbole Society: Inspirational & Outstanding

Loud Chorister

'From the very beginning we felt that defeating the Big Bad Wolf would be meaningless unless we could parlay it into a book deal.'

'This is the time when the University started to rank our research by the number of publications, not the quality of the publications...'

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

"This manuscript is unbelievably mature for a first novel but, sadly, we don't publish the unbelievable."

'Don't mention Law & Order.. I'm all Law.'

"Well, for this amount we could do you a nice word-of-mouth campaign!"

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

"Wait, I have to get my papers AND I have to do paperwork?!"

Dept. of THIS, Dept. of THAT and Dept. of THE OTHER THING.

'These pamphlets will explain the procedure and these leaflets will explain the pamphlets.'

Chrissie Hynde

'How many kids do we have now,Mabel?'

Mom's Gym

'Welcome to the interview for our Post-Doc position, I hope you've brought your publication list...'

Generalisssimo Jesus Delgado Manana - Director de la Burocracia

Buy- out specialist

"Why speculate? Get your info straight from the source!"

'Your report is totally without merit. Add a color cover and some clip art then resumit it.'

'Of COURSE we're patient focussed and I've got the paperwork to prove it!'

"In my legal opinion, Mr. Humpty, you should avoid treating your cracks till after we sue the owner of the wall."

'Before we begin, sir, let me assure you that nobody is calling you a low-down, no-good cheat.'

"My first recommendation is to get a bigger shoebox."