Pamphlet Enthusiast Mugs

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

'Grrrr....'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

"Yes I know...she just needs a passport!"

Breakfast Printing Press

"For goodness sake brother. Haven't you finished that note to the milkman yet?"

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

Actual reader mail. Dear Dr. Sadie, Bless you Doctor. I wrote you back last July and asked you if I could expand my grumpiness beyond getting up in the morning. I took your wonderful advice and now there isn't a neighbor, fellow employee or friend that's not fed up with me. You have given me a new existence and once I get out of this lousy jail I'll let the rest of the world know just how annoying I am. I owe it all to you, Sadie. If you ever need a testimonial, call me. Signed, An ol' stick in

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Envelopes.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Postman in the Snow

'Sure I can do same day service.'

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'Am I the only one who still enjoys the glide of a perfectly sharpened #2 on a fresh yellow legal pad?'

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Monks form copier service.

Postman delivering post

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"