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"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

The Main Types of Cheese

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

The Zombie Awakes...

How Piñatas Are Born

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

Gracie is hired by the paletero to create signs directing children to his cart.

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

'...and they were carnivorous.'

Caution: Fork in road ahead.

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it isn't open.

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

How the other half live.

"My papi says never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. 10 paletas please!"

The Mayflower "Contents May Settle."

"A happy, laughing cow."

Flower drinking cola.

'They've mastered fire, taken over the good caves and made weapons out of sticks: To think that we were dismissing them as harmless apes...'

"I don't care if the hampsters do enjoy it.."

Snowman horror.

'Worth a try, but I'm sorry to say the results are not very impressive...'

'Man's first, best friend'

"Nope, what I had in mind was more of a sort of double helix."