Paleta Enthusiast T-Shirts

"My papi says never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. 10 paletas please!"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"It's Chicken Mole!"

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

Gracie is hired by the paletero to create signs directing children to his cart.

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Pedalo Racer

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

Divine Intervention

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

Shadow Artist

Paleo-to-go

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"And remember, we're a multi-denominational church - we accept fiver, tenner, euros, dollars. . ."

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'I call it 'Mammoth Hunting for Dummies'.'

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

"This age will be known as the era of massive weight gain."

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

"An interesting blend. . . notes of dry corn and overtones of dandelion leaf. . . essences of barley. . . a playful cabbage beetle finish."

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."