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'Machete.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Where do I put the batteries?'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

A crab with a utility knife claw

Vivienne Westwood

The Hammer

CLEAR!

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

The next damn Batman.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."