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"A happy, laughing cow."

bird interprets modern art

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Best before 65 million BC.

Non-Humble Pie.

Draw!

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

Kobe Bryant

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

'Dauber Micawber'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Elvis' autopsy

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

'I like making pastry. It gets your hands clean.'

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

"And I thought I was sappy."

Gustav Klimt

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

Red Kangaroo

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

"When I was your age, I was already carrying several deadly diseases!"

'It's an epic mural called 'The Sees of Change'.'

Furthest bounced drunk.

Paris is baffled - how did the best French secret agent "blow" his cover?

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

Designer Babies - "A little distressing and this nursery would look good." - "Are you joking, minimalism is the way to go."