Paleta Fan Prints

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

The Main Types of Cheese

Big Bang Theory.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

How Piñatas Are Born

The Zombie Awakes...

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

Gracie is hired by the paletero to create signs directing children to his cart.

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

'...and they were carnivorous.'

Caution: Fork in road ahead.

'Your sugar level is off the chart. Don't worry. We'll whip you back into shape in no time.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

"Good news...your stool sample revealed it was only a Tootsie Roll. Bad news...I'm going to have to go back in and make sure I got it all."

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

'Does Santa have skype?. . . I'd like to get in some face time, so he puts me at the top of his list come December. . .'

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it isn't open.

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

"My papi says never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. 10 paletas please!"

How the other half live.

The Mayflower "Contents May Settle."

Flower drinking cola.

"A happy, laughing cow."

Snowman horror.

"I don't care if the hampsters do enjoy it.."

'Worth a try, but I'm sorry to say the results are not very impressive...'

'Man's first, best friend'